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		<title>Wishlist &#8211; a bear plate!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style='padding-bottom: 2px; line-height: 0px'><a title='Source: etsy.com' href='http://www.etsy.com/listing/55068673/hand-painted-side-plate-hungry-bear' target='_blank'><img src='http://d30opm7hsgivgh.cloudfront.net/upload/480432_Y3LUmqAA_c.jpg' border='0' width='400 height ='415'/></a></div>
<p>Posted by <a href="http://pinterest.com/krissyb/">krissyb</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com">Pinterest</a>.<br />
Oh dear. This little beauty would look AWESOME in my bear collection. <a title="Bear" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/55068673/hand-painted-side-plate-hungry-bear">Jimbobart</a>.</p>
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		<title>Wordless Wednesday #26</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 08:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/45928275@N02/4467763959/in/faves-smileb/">(img src)</a></p>
<div id="moreinfo">I see a lot of great images/photographs/illustrations on my journey through the internet each week so I thought a good way of sharing these images would be via <a title="Wordless Wednesdays" href="http://www.tooaskew.com/?cat=438">Wordless Wednesdays</a>. And it also means I can update my blog without having to think of anything profound to say! xx</div>
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		<title>Foodie Friday &#8211; Pommes Anna</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 02:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m really getting into potatoes lately. It has a lot to do with chilly winter nights, I&#8217;m sure. We&#8217;ve been experimenting with some lovely baked potatoes but I&#8217;m wanting to try something a little different and this recipe caught my eye. (Original recipe found here.) Ingredients 4 Desiree potatoes, thinly sliced 50g butter, melted 1 [...]]]></description>
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I&#8217;m really getting into potatoes lately. It has a lot to do with chilly winter nights, I&#8217;m sure. We&#8217;ve been experimenting with some lovely baked potatoes but I&#8217;m wanting to try something a little different and this recipe caught my eye. (Original recipe found <a href="http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/19256/individual+pommes+anna">here</a>.)</p>
<p><strong>Ingredients</strong><br />
4 Desiree potatoes, thinly sliced<br />
50g butter, melted<br />
1 garlic clove, crushed<br />
1 tsp thyme leaves</p>
<p><strong>Instructions</strong><br />
1. Preheat oven to 220°C. Place the potato, butter, garlic and thyme in a large bowl. Season well with sea salt and coarsely ground black pepper. Stir gently until just combined.<br />
2. Arrange the potato slices evenly among four 3/4 cup (185ml) Texan muffin pans. Bake in preheated oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown and tender.<br />
3. Remove from oven and turn out onto serving plates. Serve immediately.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/33676674@N06/4406288637/sizes/m/in/photostream/">[img src]</a></p>
<div id="moreinfo">I&#8217;m terrible at coming up with new ideas for meals  and interesting things to eat. So in an effort to find more recipes and  to learn more about cooking I decided to create <a href="http://www.tooaskew.com/?cat=442">Foodie Fridays</a>. I&#8217;m  hoping to build up quite a collection of virtual recipe cards! I hope  you find them interesting and if you have any recipes that you&#8217;d like to  share please let me know!</div>
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		<title>Wishlist &#8211; Jasmine necklace</title>
		<link>http://www.tooaskew.com/?p=2369</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style='padding-bottom: 2px; line-height: 0px'><a title='Source: polli.com.au' href='http://www.polli.com.au/_product_46865/Woven_Jasmine_Necklace_-_Autumn' target='_blank'><img src='http://d30opm7hsgivgh.cloudfront.net/upload/377610_RZ0h5udB_c.jpg' border='0' width='400 height ='400'/></a></div>
<p>Posted by <a href="http://pinterest.com/krissyb/">krissyb</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com">Pinterest</a>.<br />
Woven Jasmine necklace from <a title="Corky" href="http://polli.com.au/">Polli</a>.</p>
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		<title>Wordless Wednesday #25</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 05:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first day of Spring is here, and so is our very first Petunia bloom. Nature has great timing! I see a lot of great images/photographs/illustrations on my journey through the internet each week so I thought a good way of sharing these images would be via Wordless Wednesdays. And it also means I can [...]]]></description>
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<p>The first day of Spring is here, and so is our very first Petunia bloom. Nature has great timing!</p>
<div id="moreinfo">I see a lot of great images/photographs/illustrations on my journey through the internet each week so I thought a good way of sharing these images would be via <a title="Wordless Wednesdays" href="http://www.tooaskew.com/?cat=438">Wordless Wednesdays</a>. And it also means I can update my blog without having to think of anything profound to say! xx</div>
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		<title>Soundtrack Saturday &#8211; Pantera</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 01:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[August is Tony&#8217;s month so be prepared for some shouty, angry songs!]]></description>
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<p>August is Tony&#8217;s month so be prepared for some shouty, angry songs!</p>
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		<title>Soundtrack Saturday &#8211; Metallica</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 01:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[August is Tony&#8217;s month so be prepared for some shouty, angry songs!]]></description>
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<p>August is Tony&#8217;s month so be prepared for some shouty, angry songs!</p>
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		<title>Wordless Wednesday #24</title>
		<link>http://www.tooaskew.com/?p=2362</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 07:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d kill to be here. Tofino. img src I see a lot of great images/photographs/illustrations on my journey through the internet each week so I thought a good way of sharing these images would be via Wordless Wednesdays. And it also means I can update my blog without having to think of anything profound to [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;d kill to be here. <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&#038;source=s_q&#038;hl=en&#038;geocode=&#038;q=tofino&#038;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&#038;sspn=50.157795,114.169922&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;hq=&#038;hnear=Tofino,+Alberni-Clayoquot+Regional+District,+British+Columbia,+Canada&#038;t=h&#038;z=15">Tofino</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.yagotta.ca/destinations/vanisland.htm">img src</a></p>
<div id="moreinfo">I see a lot of great images/photographs/illustrations on my journey through the internet each week so I thought a good way of sharing these images would be via <a title="Wordless Wednesdays" href="http://www.tooaskew.com/?cat=438">Wordless Wednesdays</a>. And it also means I can update my blog without having to think of anything profound to say! xx</div>
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		<title>another one for the want list&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 01:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted by krissyb on Pinterest. The most perfect little rain cloud necklace by Corky. It&#8217;s on my Christmas wishlist!]]></description>
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<p><span class="caption">Posted by <a href="http://pinterest.com/krissyb/">krissyb</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com">Pinterest</a></span>.<br />
The most perfect little rain cloud necklace by <a title="Corky" href="http://www.jhilldesign.supermarkethq.com/designer/60/products">Corky</a>. It&#8217;s on my Christmas wishlist!</p>
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		<title>The Storyteller</title>
		<link>http://www.tooaskew.com/?p=2347</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 01:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;She&#8217;s a bloody mess!&#8221; she says pounding the table with her fist. &#8220;She came to visit me and she saw a dog across the road. &#8220;It&#8217;s going to get run over,&#8221; she said, all panicked. I told her, &#8220;Lorraine, get away from the window. The dog will be fine.&#8221; She sat on the couch and [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;She&#8217;s a bloody mess!&#8221; she says pounding the table with her fist. &#8220;She came to visit me and she saw a dog across the road. &#8220;It&#8217;s going to get run over,&#8221; she said, all panicked. I told her, &#8220;Lorraine, get away from the window. The dog will be fine.&#8221; She sat on the couch and hyperventilated for 15 minutes. I couldn&#8217;t get her to move. The dog was fine, of course. It just wandered off.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;She just worries <em>all the time</em>.&#8221; (I hear someone grunt with approval and make that <em>tsk tsk</em> noise.)</p>
<p>&#8220;She&#8217;s not an unattractive woman. She dresses nicely enough. She puts the effort in, y&#8217;know? But he&#8217;s <em>ruined</em> her. He&#8217;s turned her into a psychotic mess. You know she went to see that psychologist, right? Apparently he told her to get over herself. Can you believe that? I&#8217;ve been telling her the same thing for seven years &#8211; and I didn&#8217;t charge her $150 for a half hour session.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;She&#8217;s lost her confidence. She&#8217;s just a shell of herself. Remember how she was in high school? All cheery and full of life? Now&#8230;? He&#8217;s in her head all the time. Attacking her and picking her apart. I just want to&#8230;.ugh!&#8221; She pounds the table again. This time she knocks a spoon off and it falls to the floor with a clink clink. Her chair groans as she reaches over to pick it up.</p>
<p>My coffee goes cold as I continue listening to their conversation. It&#8217;s enthralling hearing all about Lorraine and how utterly <em>fucked up</em> she is. For a few minutes I feel better about myself and my abundant shortcomings. Bless you fucked up Lorraine. You did something good today &#8211; despite what your friends may tell you.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sharif/2177051725/sizes/m/in/photostream/">img src</a>.</p>
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